Solar FREAKIN’ Roadways!

solar freakin roadways what are they their solar freaking roadways what do they want from me well their solar freakin roadway okay so actually this time what is it it's technology that replaces all roadways parking lots sidewalks driveways tarmacs bike paths and outdoor recreation services with solar panels and not just lifeless boring solar panels smart microprocessing interlocking hexagonal solar units no more useless asphalt and concrete just sitting there baking in the Sun needing to be repaved and filling with potholes that ruin your axle alignment on your sweet rad bro these are intelligent solar panels replace the panel at a time if damaged or malfunctioning they're covered with a new tempered glass material that's been designed and tested to meet all impact load and traction requirements oh and did I mention that there are also solar panels they generate electricity they generate capital they pay for themselves they keep paying more cuz we're not gonna run out of Sun for like 15 billion years that lowers the cost of energy unlike those bills in the mail that keep going up and it's clean energy everyone can theoretically drive an electric car with no pollution and a minimal carbon footprint can you imagine how good our cities would smell how much healthier we'd all be excuse me young man am i being led to believe that this thing is some sort of thing yes it's a thing a real thing and clean energy is only as primary function I have a notepad cuz this is where it gets interesting for those in the north the panel's use energy they collect two power elements to keep the surface temperature a few degrees above freezing they're heated no more ice and snow on roads causing traffic delays accidents and injury no more shoveling your driveway and sidewalk no salt corroding your car or wasting tax money on snow remove and you can ride your bike or drive your motorcycle all year round whoa every panel has a series of LED lights on the circuit board that can be programmed to make landscape designs warning signs parking lot configurations whatever these roads never have to have lanes paint just reprogram to whatever we choose or whatever works best imagine a highway road lighting up ahead of you how much safer it would need to drive at night there be improved visibility for pilots landing on solar landing strips imagine walking onto a solar recreation court and choosing a sports configuration want to play basketball cool kids want to play hopscotch and Foursquare awesome ball hockey done and with LED lights under your feet it's gonna look like frickin Tron out there but real because this is the real world but these panels are also pressure sensitive so they can detect when large debris like branches or boulders have fallen onto the road or if an animal is crossing it can warn drivers with LED text to slow down for an obstruction I'm very you know environmentally conscious good because solar roadways use as much recycled material in their production as possible plus the roadways have two channels that form what's called a cable corridor that runs concurrently with the roadway stem cell one part houses electrical cables meaning power lines data lines fiber optics and high-speed Internet which replaces the need for telephone poles and hanging wires that can be damaged during storms causing power outages or become extremely dangerous if severed either has fallen live wires or buried cables the other channel captures and filters stormwater and melted snow moving them either to a treatment facility or treating them on-site greatly decreasing the amount of pollution that enters our soil lakes rivers and ocean I'm kind of broke bruh yeah no kidding the economy is in the toilet do you realize how many thousands of jobs this could create and sustain talk about a hypodermic adrenalin shot to the heart of the manufacturing and infrastructure sector and it pays for itself there's solar freaking roadways I have concerns about the future is this thing even possible I told you yes solar roadway technology was invented by engineering couple Julian Scott Bruce ah in 2006 two of the sweetest people in the world who met when they were three and four years old listen to these two hi we're Scott and Julie Bruce ah inventors of solar roadways we met in the 1960s when we were three and four years old these wonderful intelligent people want to begin manufacturing a technology that can power the future of the whole freaking planet they were awarded a contract from the Federal Highway Administration to build two prototypes which are now complete they're too humble and wonderful to yell at you over the internet so I'm gonna do it you need to know about this technology you need to get behind it you need to share with everyone you know this is actually happening for the first time in human history we have the technology to do what nature has done since beginning of life on this planet harness the power of the Sun to fuel our pursuits and this isn't about filling a field with solar panels wasting land our roads and parking lots are just sitting there reflecting sunlight and absorbing heat not doing nothing for nobody which I guess means it's doing something for somebody but not very much it's time for an upgrade we have to make the changes we want to see in the world the FHWA has provided the start-up funds to create the prototypes but now a grassroots effort of concern and inspired people can push this project into independent production if we vote with our money for project we believe in we can create a future where our society is driven by new ideas it need only begin with private driveways and parking lots once the ball gets rolling it'll create a momentum all on its own let's put our roads to work not to mention it's finally gonna look like the freakin future out there city streets driveways sidewalks and school yards glowing with LED panels are you kidding imagine street festivals imagine Mardi Gras imagine the movement Electronic Music Festival in downtown Detroit but all the concrete and Hart Plaza has been replaced with pressure-sensitive panels with multicolored lights in them I would lose my mind and not to mention the freaking solar panels it has been estimated that if all the roads in America were converted to solar roadways the country would generate 3 times as much energy as it currently uses think about that an abundance of clean energy so quickly in review love biking solar roadways hate high-energy bazolar roadways the movie Tron solar roadways worried about the economy solar roadways mob sport solar roadways scared of hitting move solar roadways hey gasoline prices Ola Road by helping developing controller road went ARF use the road we love recycling solar Road winter trial or roadway hates shoveling snow all around up clean dollar Road weed a job killer always want to save this planet and make sustainable for your kids and all future generations of life who can look back and say hey at least they invented solar freakin roadways please follow the link to IndieGoGo com meet Scott and Julie Bruce aw check out their work and get informed this isn't just donated as an investment in a real future let's do this because finally it's possible thank you and I could not [Music] this my [Music] so I start it I took my [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] to the moon [Music]

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